A 100 MISSED OPPORTUNITIES (REGARDING THE OPPOSITE SEX) – EPISODE 57

I was on the lash
With a friend
A Kiwi born guy
We had had a good night
Plenty of booze and a little weed
In Christchurch
Pre-earthquake
There was a takeaways in the square
That was open all night
When we went to order
There were a couple of quite drunk American girls
In their twenties
Not that good
But not that bad
“Excuse me,” one of them said to me
“Yeah?”
“Can I ask you a question?”
“Sure.”
“Do you shave twice in a day?”
I laughed.
“Sometimes,” I replied
My friend was married
And had not yet learned how to be unfaithful to his wife
He did later
Of course
So we left them
Feeling as lonely
And unsatisfied
As we were

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